harry finally looks like the 80s rockstar he always wanted to be. he’ll probably be singing little black dress into the toilet bowl later while someone holds his wig back
- Me: what's your wifi code?
- Them: oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers
- Me: oh.. you're one of those houses
*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”
really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree
white person voice: this apple juice is too spicy
what. What the fuck does this mean. Who said this ever. No one. Not even white people. Fucking joke as they are. No one. Not even the Caucasian Americans say this. They’re real special they are. No one thinks apple juice is spicy. Did someone say this to you? Well they’re the only ones. We live in a world of spiceless apple juice. A righteous world it is. NO ONE FUCKING SAYS THIS NO ONE